Birthday Boy

That would be me.

Today was a lot of things for me. Well. Sorta.

1. Took my A.P. Literature and Composition test (I am unofficially clocked out.)
2. I am 18

That's... that's about it. But when I walked outside to go to Blondie's, this is what my car looks like:

Brittany (Whom I adore with all my black heart), and our flamboyant friend Travis did this. And got away with it. How they weren't attacked by the school police officer is above me. I mean, we aren't allowed to open the windows because someone might climb in, so someone putting balloons on a car could only mean one thing, right?

Russian Invasion.

I hate Kentucky... Anyway, it was fun walking out, and having everyone beeping/flipping me off while I cut the balloons off with my keys (which is extremely inefficient).

I realized today during my A.P. test how smart I am, so I'm a little egotistical right now. Deal with it.

So, since it's been a long while, imma show you some things that you should be aware of:

1. The Legend of Korra is on. And it is awesome. You should be watching it. A link for those interested: CLICK ME DUDE

A picture of Korra:

2. Bioshock: Infinite release date was pushed back to 2013. I'm freaking devastated.

3. Skyrim DLC has been announced! Also, Kinect commands for it are about as addictive as meth covered in cocaine. Le link: More of a "What we want" thing. But, Bethesda has't said anything about content yet. This is a long link. Snagglepuss.

4. I have sunk my teeth into Emulators, and can't get enough. Playing all these classics makes me happy. Check it out at CoolRom.com.

5. Harely Quinn DLC has been announced for Batman: Arkham City! I love this game, it's definitely a master-piece. Link:  Trailer!

6. I'm reading a book called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It's drolly entertaining. Da Book

7. Lists are tedious.

8. Adventure Time is as funny as ever. If you aren't watching this, you are an idiot. Check out the show. Now.

Oh, here are some more pictures!

This is the cake from Portal. It was made by Blondie's awesome girlfriend Rachael, and not only was it awesome with awesome sauwce, but it looked PERFECT. Then Blondie was an ass and got a trick candle. THEN it didn't work and I lawled. Overall, I had a lot of fun hanging out with them, and realized just how much Blondie has to brag about. They're funny happy, which in turn makes me happy. Good times. Here is the cake!

So... Proud...

Oh, this is me looking awesome in armor with the master sword.

It just occurred to me that this could be the first time you've actually seen my face. I hope I didn't disappoint you. I also feel inclined to tell you that I'm not that fat. It's a fat hoodie. I wore it today to be comfy while taking the test. Comfy like a baby. In an oven. It was hot there.

Anyway! Until later, avid readers.

♥, Me.

Witty Title

Wow, it's been about 2 weeks! Did you miss me? ◄

Awww...

Well, not much has been happening, I suppose. The last two art projects have sucked, and I'm fairly certain that I have lost skill in guitar playing, which is upsetting because I actually learned a really catchy song by Fleet Foxes called False Knight On The Road. I brought my guitar to school today for one of le crappy projects mentioned earlier and people asked me to play. I then proceeded to realize that I totally, entirely and truly suck at guitar. 

------------------------------------------------------oh well.

The job search is going considerably better, as I may get a job at either Jump!Zone with Britt or  at LazerKraze  which is supposed to pay 9 ducks an hour. All the ducks... Either of which would be great, because the last thing I purchased with my own money was a gumball from the mall which, in retrospect, was a poor decision. Iregretnothing.jpg

That's more of a "I don't even care face" but, you guys are just going to have to deal with it.

As far as writing goes, I would love to do some. However, Mrs. Foley is having a jolly old time cramming retarded assignments down my throat, like writing a hippie-america-is-beautiful thing. It actually came out pretty nice, and I'll include it at the end. STILL, I don't like her and her nonsensical "because I said so" attitude. She's like, 7 years older than me, and she looks like a bald eagle. Your authority=none. ↨

I miss my epic fantasy world... §

Anyway, Louisville orientation is coming up, and so is graduation, and so is never having to see anyone from school ever never ever ever never ever again. This, of course, makes me deliriously happy, as most of my classmates can't tell the difference between a shovel and an airplane.

Speaking of class, I have to read Dante's Inferno for A.P. Lit. This doesn't really bother me, except that I got the book. And the cover is in....

My MS Paint skills are over 9000.

A classic doesn't look as epic with a Comic Sans title. Oh well, I'm just a loser.

As far as P90X goes, it's about 5 weeks in, and I've lost 5 pounds... Unimpressive, but I've gained a lot of endurance. I just need to start eating right. Oh, and only break a sweat after 50 pull-ups. No big deal.

Weekly LAWL:

Really, I just wanted to see if GIFs worked. YAY for me!

Spring break is next week, and hopefully I'll be able to show pictures of all the guns I'll be shooting with my brother Corey, who lives down in Florida. He's in the Airforce, and is a lankier, more-ducks-having version of me. I miss the craps out of him. Oh crap... we're leaving right after school Friday, when I'm supposed to hang out with Blondie all day... crap.

"Bang on that keyboard louder Sawyer!" *Music is playing, shower is going, dryer is screeching*

Really, mom. You're just listening for it...

So I smash it out of spite.  ☼

Anyway, it should be a nice break, and I can keep up with P90X because he has it too. And I'll be playing LIVE, hopefully, a little bit. I can't wait for a lot of games this year... But that'll be in the next post. I think my mother's ears will explode if I type another hateful word.

So, I'll leave you with "The Valley by the Lake" and a childish hope you will spread my blog on Twitter or Facebook, and let it be buried under Justin Bieber fever and KONY crap. I'm selfish, love me.

Till next time, viewers,

♥, Me.

Click "read more" to read "The Valley by the Lake"!

Art, Art Everywhere!

Herro der.

This is the finished piece. I posted it earlier, but I added some stuffs. Also I changed the name to Dubstep, Boom for maximum trolling. The letters are dirty, smears in the soundwaves and more splattering.

Now, I have not been posting everyday. That was never my goal. Yes, I miss you people single viewer, but that's pretty unrealistic. Says the guy who drew a floating skull... Anyway, I think that this weekend I am going to do some writing! This will make my friend Blondie very happy. If you don't keep him happy, he kills your famiry.He's done this to me multiple times. It's not a pleasant thing.

An update on my life? Well, you're so considerate to ask! I've pretty much decided on Louisville. That being said, this is the first time Britt, my girlfriend, will know about this. So, that'll be good. I want to be in the City, and room with Blondie. If blogs had hashtags: #BestYearsEver. On a sidenote, today is day... 9 I believe of P90X.

Oh! Hey, there is going to be a lot of pictures on here, so unless you have (I just spent 10 minutes looking for the word for picture phobia and found that yahoo answers really raises more questions than anything...) some Je ne se qoui... Fear of pictures then.... then deal... the joke's not funny without the word. Dammit.

There's just going to be a lot of pictures. That's what I was going for...

This is the Weekly LAWL!!!!!

Weekly LAWL:

Gotta love Aperture science. You will only get this if you're a moderate nerd. Oh yeah, here's this:  
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Now I thought I would show you guys some of Blonide's artwork, as he is in my Drawing class, and we nerd out over stupid things and discuss things like Could you beat EVERY Legend of Zelda game in one day? because that's important. Seriously, it is. Sidetracking....

Here's his first piece: The Price of Power

And here is the other one he has done: Grimace

Yes, that's the Joker's Face. And yeah, Blondie did a sick job.

Oh, and if anyone cares here is a piece I started on yesterday.

It's SkullKid from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.The moon is in the background and his fairy is there next to him. I'm nowhere near completion, so I'll just have to finish it between projects. I think painting is next... That's going to be a disaster. Anyway, if the Moon's eyes look like the Awesome Face, you're right in thinking so. I believe once the moon is shaded gray and the inside of his eyes are totally black, it'll look good. Hopefully.

All the artwork you've seen so far has been Ink and Quill stuff. We've done other projects before this, but since I'm not that bright I didn't think to take pictures of them. I'm a keeper.

If you want to laugh at all the trolling going on with this KONY 2012 stuff, go to FunnyJunk.

If you want to see what books to read next, go to Pat Rothfuss's Blog, and also laugh a little.

This is a large blog post. I'm rather proud, and I'm Captain Obvious. I wish we had narrators to my life. Mine needs to have a really deep voice, and whenever someone is being dumb smash them with a comically large God-Hand when I turn around. Totally worth the murder trials.

I will post for you again soon, pretties.

♥, Me.

Chapter One: Scavenged

This is the first chapter in the book, in which Harowhin goes into how he was found and talks a bit about how he was found, and Tayeth (his "mother") tells the legend of the Old Gods and how the Islands and the Sre'thesu came to be. I WILL BE EXPANDING THAT LEGEND TO BE AN INDEPENDENT CHAPTER at the discretion of my friend Blondie, basically the Co-Author and a good friend of mine. 

Also, remember that this is the first draft of the chapter. 

Comment and enjoy!


Click read more to read Chapter one of Harowhin's Story: Scavenged!