Birthday Boy

That would be me.

Today was a lot of things for me. Well. Sorta.

1. Took my A.P. Literature and Composition test (I am unofficially clocked out.)
2. I am 18

That's... that's about it. But when I walked outside to go to Blondie's, this is what my car looks like:

Brittany (Whom I adore with all my black heart), and our flamboyant friend Travis did this. And got away with it. How they weren't attacked by the school police officer is above me. I mean, we aren't allowed to open the windows because someone might climb in, so someone putting balloons on a car could only mean one thing, right?

Russian Invasion.

I hate Kentucky... Anyway, it was fun walking out, and having everyone beeping/flipping me off while I cut the balloons off with my keys (which is extremely inefficient).

I realized today during my A.P. test how smart I am, so I'm a little egotistical right now. Deal with it.

So, since it's been a long while, imma show you some things that you should be aware of:

1. The Legend of Korra is on. And it is awesome. You should be watching it. A link for those interested: CLICK ME DUDE

A picture of Korra:

2. Bioshock: Infinite release date was pushed back to 2013. I'm freaking devastated.

3. Skyrim DLC has been announced! Also, Kinect commands for it are about as addictive as meth covered in cocaine. Le link: More of a "What we want" thing. But, Bethesda has't said anything about content yet. This is a long link. Snagglepuss.

4. I have sunk my teeth into Emulators, and can't get enough. Playing all these classics makes me happy. Check it out at CoolRom.com.

5. Harely Quinn DLC has been announced for Batman: Arkham City! I love this game, it's definitely a master-piece. Link:  Trailer!

6. I'm reading a book called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It's drolly entertaining. Da Book

7. Lists are tedious.

8. Adventure Time is as funny as ever. If you aren't watching this, you are an idiot. Check out the show. Now.

Oh, here are some more pictures!

This is the cake from Portal. It was made by Blondie's awesome girlfriend Rachael, and not only was it awesome with awesome sauwce, but it looked PERFECT. Then Blondie was an ass and got a trick candle. THEN it didn't work and I lawled. Overall, I had a lot of fun hanging out with them, and realized just how much Blondie has to brag about. They're funny happy, which in turn makes me happy. Good times. Here is the cake!

So... Proud...

Oh, this is me looking awesome in armor with the master sword.

It just occurred to me that this could be the first time you've actually seen my face. I hope I didn't disappoint you. I also feel inclined to tell you that I'm not that fat. It's a fat hoodie. I wore it today to be comfy while taking the test. Comfy like a baby. In an oven. It was hot there.

Anyway! Until later, avid readers.

♥, Me.