I May Break Something.

Storm of obscenities.

I saved the finished second chapter to the my U drive at school. And not to my hard drive. Which means: No freakin chapter 2.

Facepalm.

 Ugh. It's called Fledgling, and it recounts when Harowhin first tries to change into an owl. But since he is a mixture of Sre'Caill and Human, he can only spawn talons and wings he cannot flap. How are these useful? You'll see.

I may or may not start chapter 3 tonight, Strangers, if I can curb my anger. Otherwise my monitor will end up with my size 13 foot jutting out the backside of it, and that's usually not good for technology.

So, I suppose I may as well inform you of some things about the story. Well, more specifically, songs. Songs are going to be an important power in the world. When you sing a song correctly, you feel the power welling up, and at the finish it releases. This isn't some kind of gust of wind thing. This is like a thunderclap that will turn your front gate to splinters and make your mommy cry for her mommy. They're going to be pretty epic.

Also, songs will contain histories and other things, like in the end of chapter 2, Tayeth sings to Harowhin:

Koya, gold, and ashen-berry

Makes a strong man from wary

Lotus, hoss and eagle oil

Makes a treas'nous man loyal

Things like that. Keep in mind that not all songs have great powers. If a song is ended and released early, it isn't as powerful. Imagine that thunderclap making you sneeze. The reason that these will be a great element is that they aren't silent, which doesn't help most of Harowhin's activities (which involve stealth). 

I'll stop blabbering. Chapter two, up tomorrow. Promise. If I'm alive.

This here:

Is an Adam extractor from the Bioshock series. My friend and Co-Author, Blondie, has offered to make me one. If I buy 2 ancient gas pumps. 

I'm tempted, but seeing as Panera bread hasn't called me back yet, I'm still jobless and have no gas in my car! Can you see the smile on my face?!

Speaking of Bioshock, Bioshock: Infinite has me all jazzed up. If you haven't read anything about it yet, you have to. It's going to be totally different.

Bioshock: Infinite Official Website

It looks steampunk (which I am totally obsessed with) and colonial. You can smell the awesome, like bacon cooking.

Now, I have to go and eat my ravioli before my stick of a sister voraciously chokes it down. 

Never ever touch a man's food.

@ever.