Thursday, June 21, 2012

Demand to see Life's Manager when handed Lemons

What?

Oh hai.

Guess what. My car is dead. I have no car. If I can't sleep in my bed at night, I would sleep in my car. If I had one. If UofL gets me a bumper sticker, I would put it on my car. But someone killed it. Killed it with a 2010 Mazda... Shame.

My parents loaned out my Little Lumina to someone in need for a week, and some lady, who thought her biscuits and gravy from KFC were more delicious and important than paying attention to hitting someone else's car hit it.  I hope that gravy scorched her toenails right off.

Well, the guy we loaned the car to is fine, and so are his passengers. But my car is totaled. I would be okay with this if I got a Nissan Cube out of the deal, but seeing as how God now punishes people for letting others borrow a car, I doubt that I will get a two wheeled golf cart, even.

In other news, I STILL cannot get a job, I STILL cannot figure out UofL's website, and I STILL cannot focus. I think I have ADD. I would call the doctor, but my ADD is preventing that. Also I couldn't make the appointment, because

I DON'T HAVE A CAR.


Once I do go though, and hopefully get medicated, I will finally be able to focus on one thing at a time. I haven't written in so long it sucks. I can't even keep blogging right now. fudge crackers. I will try again soon.

Revel in this glory:


Noot Noot.


Till next time.

♥, Me.